Shavings and Ravings of a not so sane mind

Doctor Doctor!!!!!!(Spanish accent)

well how bout this.....-=>:Þ
hehehehe
na fuckin yesterday i went to the doctors,
my app was at 12:50pm and there in the
waiting room was an old friend of mine....
Jen thing is is that her app was at
11:20am that same day......and yet she was still
waiting........
so yeh there i am with this growth in my left cheek
jus tryin to get some antibiotics for my new found
friend........but it took roughly 1 hr before i even went in to
the DOCTOR!!!!!!! and then i had to wait another 20mins
while he went and sucked some cock or something
but yeh when he came in i was like
" this growth" pointing at my left cheek
" i want some antibiotics for it" - ME
and he was all like ' ohh does it hurt??'(indian accent, cos hes indian)
" only when i eat, look i can see your busy just gimme the
prescription and ill get out of here...." - Me
'ohh let me se where it comes from' the DOCTOR said pullin out his
lighting tool thingy (???) and one of those giant popstickles..hehe
popstickles......:)
anyway
" i know it comes from my left bottow wisdom tooth...." -Me
"i just wanna get some stuff to make it go away..."-Me
but he proceded to look into my mouth with his tool and, wood.....
...................LOL...................(you sick person you!!!!not those tools and wood)
then hes re-emerges with a look on his face like that of someone
whose just blown their load for the first time in 20 years...... and
he looks at me and says ' I think its your bottom left wisdom tooth'

"YAH THINK???" says I, Infuriated that i was violated for no reason........
' here ' says he giving me a prescription slip
' this is for some antibiotics that will help it go away(my growth)'
"THANKS............alot..............really....." i said as i left the room
with my prescription slip in hand and a pad inmy pocket :)
and all i could think was ' i jus wasted 3 hrs of my sunday for this???'
but hey it killed time and gave me a laugh.....
DOCTOR DOCTOR!!!!
peace
Nat(archy)

posted by bLuE_fLaMe @ Monday, January 30, 2006